Posted 1 week ago

monstrouscontent:

Last but not least, the bad boy planeswalkers of MTG 8 bitted.

This pleases me.

Posted 3 weeks ago
What do you think of the return to Ravnica?
Anonymous asked

I can’t return to Ravnica.

I don’t blend in very well.  I can’t exactly slap on a mask and go incognito.

Posted 3 weeks ago
Dragon Lord, Looking forward to meet you in M13.
Anonymous asked

And I just can’t wait for you to serve under me, Planeswalker!

If you do well, the benefits will come.

Posted 4 weeks ago
Haaaay. So Iam liek, into vampurz,iI reed Tiwlight, & i sawwed sum vampiurs on the pecks so i was wundring, is majik liek twilkght?
Anonymous asked

Yes.

It’s exactly like Twilight.  It even has your favorite characters…

Edward, Bella, Jacob, and Bella’s Chemistry Teacher Mr. Mann.

Unfortunately, Angel beats all of them.

Posted 1 month ago
what are your thoughts on Progenitus?
Anonymous asked

A stupid, primal force of nature in a stupid plane that I can’t go back to thanks to some stupid cat.

I don’t care about Progenitus anymore.

Posted 1 month ago

askurza:

askbolas:

Notice the Deactivated portion?

It appears as if someone had murdered the bird before I could be bothered!

Bring me proof that it was you and you will be rewarded.

Little slow on the upkeep, aren’t you Bolas.  Age getting to you perhaps?

Some of us have things to take care of, trash.

Posted 1 month ago

Notice the Deactivated portion?

It appears as if someone had murdered the bird before I could be bothered!

Bring me proof that it was you and you will be rewarded.

Posted 2 months ago

names you may call me when we have sex

queenofrage:

crippledbypizza:

  • Master Hyperion
  • Snake
  • Maverick Hunter X
  • Taskmaster
  • Protoman
  • Morfius
  • Dat Younq Aristotle
  • Blue Eyes White Dragon
  • Vegeta
  • The Creeper

I think Nicol Bolas should be on this list.

You can tell yourself that.

Unfortunately, even during copulation you will never be as glorious as me.

Posted 2 months ago
Heya Nicky B. Do you have any fond memories of your childhood?
Anonymous asked

I’m assuming you’re asking about when I was a whelp?

Other than preying on the beginning of evolution in Dominaria, not really.  I really came into my own as an adult, since that was when my studies truly began…

Many species greatly changed over time.  Naturally I had to know about this since you cannot manipulate that which you do not understand. 

Posted 2 months ago
Is Tumblr a planeswalker?
Anonymous asked

No.

It’s a blog site, Anonymous.

You’re currently using it…